June 26, 2009
Filed under:
Music — ceojoel @ 7:44 am
Michael Jackson was beyond a pop star. He was an obsession, an idol, a complete loser in the public court of opinion. So what…I’m gonna talk about his MUSIC and not much else. No controversy here, just my top five songs and some other sidebars of hilarity and trivia. Just get over yourself and listen, ok?
Michael Jackson shape shifter face lift Jehovah’s witness parents Janet tito jermaine latoya bel air top five songs off the wall thriller pretty young thing pyt p.y.t. billie jean chris brown ne-yo human nature rock with you pedophile accused child molestation
June 16, 2009
Has 90’s rock surpassed all eras of rock and roll? Were we treated with the most amazing sounds as Generation X? Hear my opinion…I’m sure to hear yours….
eddie vedder pearl jam new album best rock group from the nineties 90’s stone temple pilots creed voice sounds the same frog horrible singing over rated overrated worst band unoriginal the nixons sister plush black hole sun soundgarden
May 16, 2009
I’m a big Laker fan…there’s no doubt in my mind (right?) East Los Angeles and Chicanos all around the world are united in our love for Purple and Gold!
But this series has me bugging. It hurts to see a team with so much talent…such a deep bench, and the Zen master to boot, fail us on so many occasions. Kobe is playing well, but not making or holding his team accountable. I’ve made myself, as a fanatic, totally responsible to motivate the lackluster performance of this high caliber team. So I have written an open letter….and I’ve done it sing-song. Are you ready? No, you’re not.
PS - Thanks Marvin…You were the best. But your dead…and you can’t hear me. And you did like drugs and stuff, and fought with your daddy. So now I will destroy your song. Sorry. shot by his father marvin gay gaye why dead 1984 sexual healing let’s get it on laker los angeles parady song why the lakers will lose sunday gay suck game seven 7 series tied houston rockets 40 point win yao ming hurt ron artest physical game table leg stab stabbed in chest during basketball game
May 13, 2009
Pitbulls are a mixed breed…bred to kill. But they are beautifully terrifying, and remarkably awe-inspiring. But there is one breed of Pitbull that should be avoided at all costs…it has a lockjaw on ghetto-esque low classiness…and in the proverbail dogfight…bites it’s own trainers. Listen to Joel (that’s me!) and this Public Service Announcement.
Your welcome.
Pitbull Rapper Rap Latino Rap Cuban Carribean Music Sucks Cool Hip Hop Hip-Hop Mexican Spanish Spanglish Famous Singer Club Music Sucks Armando Christian Pérez Fag queer inmoral low-class low class degenerate degrading degrades women
