El Chicano

Ok…It’s getting silly.  When I first heard a commercial for Kidz Bop…I thought…”Who’s the monkey that’d buy that for their kids?”  Well…we are on Kidz Bop…I don’t know…25 or so.  Please stop the madness.  And at leat stop singing hip-hop and adult oriented lyrics.  And what else chops my hide?  Just listen.  It’s only 5 minutes anyway, you meatball. kidz bop greatest hits 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 new gay stupid retarded redonculous redonkulous silly rediculous minivans minivan mini van weak losers who would buy on earth no class

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I was in a car accident, so forgive my absence.  But I’m back with a vengeance…I’m coming at you like a spider monkey…and I’m ready for my come back tour.  Hear me rant about the magic solution to my new back problem.  I have even found a cure for baldness while getting my back adjusted.

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I’m a big Laker fan…there’s no doubt in my mind (right?)  East Los Angeles and Chicanos all around the world are united in our love for Purple and Gold!

But this series has me bugging.  It hurts to see a team with so much talent…such a deep bench, and the Zen master to boot, fail us on so many occasions. Kobe is playing well, but not making or holding his team accountable.  I’ve made myself, as a fanatic, totally responsible to motivate the lackluster performance of this high caliber team.   So I have written an open letter….and I’ve done it sing-song.  Are you ready?  No, you’re not.

PS - Thanks Marvin…You were the best.  But your dead…and you can’t hear me.  And you did like drugs and stuff, and fought with your daddy.  So now I will destroy your song.  Sorry.   shot by his father marvin gay gaye why dead 1984 sexual healing let’s get it on laker los angeles parady song why the lakers will lose sunday gay suck game seven 7 series tied houston rockets 40 point win yao ming hurt ron artest physical game table leg stab stabbed in chest during basketball game

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Ok….not the most original segment, but nevertheless (alwaysthemore?) a worthwhile 2 minutes.  Prank calls are an essential part of our culture, as we love to see others made a fool of.  It’s just the Chicano way.  Even if it’s one of our own.

Here’s the premise….

I have this employee who is…..very unsuspecting.  He is at a customer’s house and I call him and mess with him a bit…just to see what he would do…. phone call crank prank call joke funny jack in the box mini sirloin burger song telephone gullible employee revenge yippikayay power 106 crank yankers classic

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