El Chicano

Oooooohhhhh….beans and cheese melted and smothered over fresh pork.  To us….it’s not just a burrito.  And it ain’t no pork wrap for sure.  It’s lunch.  So get the 480 bus and get off on 1735 Indian Hill Blvd…in Pomona.  Or ride your lowrider bike with the Lasonic Boom Box wrapped on the handle bars with bunji cords….it’s time to eat… Plus I rant about what makes a great Mexican Restaurant…and no…it ain’t the Aztec Mural or Tijuana pics in the bathroom hallway.

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I’m a big Laker fan…there’s no doubt in my mind (right?)  East Los Angeles and Chicanos all around the world are united in our love for Purple and Gold!

But this series has me bugging.  It hurts to see a team with so much talent…such a deep bench, and the Zen master to boot, fail us on so many occasions. Kobe is playing well, but not making or holding his team accountable.  I’ve made myself, as a fanatic, totally responsible to motivate the lackluster performance of this high caliber team.   So I have written an open letter….and I’ve done it sing-song.  Are you ready?  No, you’re not.

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Pitbulls are a mixed breed…bred to kill.  But they are beautifully terrifying, and remarkably awe-inspiring.  But there is one breed of Pitbull that should be avoided at all costs…it has a lockjaw on ghetto-esque low classiness…and in the proverbail dogfight…bites it’s own trainers.  Listen to Joel (that’s me!) and this Public Service Announcement.

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Ok….not the most original segment, but nevertheless (alwaysthemore?) a worthwhile 2 minutes.  Prank calls are an essential part of our culture, as we love to see others made a fool of.  It’s just the Chicano way.  Even if it’s one of our own.

Here’s the premise….

I have this employee who is…..very unsuspecting.  He is at a customer’s house and I call him and mess with him a bit…just to see what he would do…. phone call crank prank call joke funny jack in the box mini sirloin burger song telephone gullible employee revenge yippikayay power 106 crank yankers classic

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I would like to thank all of you for accepting ever so graciously my dictatorship over the podcast airways, and have allowed me, as Chicano President, leader of the Aztlan World, to share my thoughts this evening.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…the State of the Union…. mafia union i hate unions teamsters illegal overpaid pensions put businesses hostage opinion commentary

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