El Chicano

Sorry for the hiatus…but I promise to make the wait worth it.  I’m not a tech guru or even a mediocre one by any stretch…but I still have something to say.  And dagnabit…even if it is done with low tech equipment…I’ll get it to you.

This is my new segment…Just in case.  It’s about mortality, it’s about life, death…oh wait…nooooo….that was that Robert Frost poem.  This is just me talking giberish again. life lessons father gives counsel to son sons daughter daughters preach teach memories things my father taught me just in case i pass away death die message to my family

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Whatta great place to eat! Too bad it’s six hours away from me!  But in the search for the next fix…I would do it in a heart beat!  Who’s down?  All chubby people…UNITE!  Let’s rent a minivan and carpool this thing to No-Cal!

This place is so good…I’ve yet to have something as original as this…except for the Spanish Kitchen in Los Angeles.  Food and ambience is perfect…VERY CHICANO.  It’s not afraid to be Aztlan….and you gotta love that.

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Ok…It’s getting silly.  When I first heard a commercial for Kidz Bop…I thought…”Who’s the monkey that’d buy that for their kids?”  Well…we are on Kidz Bop…I don’t know…25 or so.  Please stop the madness.  And at leat stop singing hip-hop and adult oriented lyrics.  And what else chops my hide?  Just listen.  It’s only 5 minutes anyway, you meatball. kidz bop greatest hits 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 new gay stupid retarded redonculous redonkulous silly rediculous minivans minivan mini van weak losers who would buy on earth no class

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Michael Jackson was beyond a pop star.  He was an obsession, an idol, a complete loser in the public court of opinion.  So what…I’m gonna talk about his MUSIC and not much else.  No controversy here, just my top five songs and some other sidebars of hilarity and trivia.  Just get over yourself and listen, ok?

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Has 90’s rock surpassed all eras of rock and roll?  Were we treated with the most amazing sounds as Generation X?  Hear my opinion…I’m sure to hear yours….

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I was in a car accident, so forgive my absence.  But I’m back with a vengeance…I’m coming at you like a spider monkey…and I’m ready for my come back tour.  Hear me rant about the magic solution to my new back problem.  I have even found a cure for baldness while getting my back adjusted.

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Oooooohhhhh….beans and cheese melted and smothered over fresh pork.  To us….it’s not just a burrito.  And it ain’t no pork wrap for sure.  It’s lunch.  So get the 480 bus and get off on 1735 Indian Hill Blvd…in Pomona.  Or ride your lowrider bike with the Lasonic Boom Box wrapped on the handle bars with bunji cords….it’s time to eat… Plus I rant about what makes a great Mexican Restaurant…and no…it ain’t the Aztec Mural or Tijuana pics in the bathroom hallway.

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I’m a big Laker fan…there’s no doubt in my mind (right?)  East Los Angeles and Chicanos all around the world are united in our love for Purple and Gold!

But this series has me bugging.  It hurts to see a team with so much talent…such a deep bench, and the Zen master to boot, fail us on so many occasions. Kobe is playing well, but not making or holding his team accountable.  I’ve made myself, as a fanatic, totally responsible to motivate the lackluster performance of this high caliber team.   So I have written an open letter….and I’ve done it sing-song.  Are you ready?  No, you’re not.

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Pitbulls are a mixed breed…bred to kill.  But they are beautifully terrifying, and remarkably awe-inspiring.  But there is one breed of Pitbull that should be avoided at all costs…it has a lockjaw on ghetto-esque low classiness…and in the proverbail dogfight…bites it’s own trainers.  Listen to Joel (that’s me!) and this Public Service Announcement.

Your welcome.

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Ok….not the most original segment, but nevertheless (alwaysthemore?) a worthwhile 2 minutes.  Prank calls are an essential part of our culture, as we love to see others made a fool of.  It’s just the Chicano way.  Even if it’s one of our own.

Here’s the premise….

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I would like to thank all of you for accepting ever so graciously my dictatorship over the podcast airways, and have allowed me, as Chicano President, leader of the Aztlan World, to share my thoughts this evening.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…the State of the Union…. mafia union i hate unions teamsters illegal overpaid pensions put businesses hostage opinion commentary

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Pacoima, a plane crash, a crazy brother, an american girlfriend, and a proud mother.  Del-Fi records, a mexican folksong turned rock and roll….Still don’t know who I’m talking about?  Take a long walk on a short pier than, you fascist pig!

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Can a disconnected and displaced people change the world? Can a group of hoodlums create art that would become a phenomenon? Relax, sit back, and enjoy the ride…we are going to take you back to East Los Angeles…1930…Enjoy!

To see what we are talking about…go to see this work in progress…     http://www.cardomain.com/id/CEOJoel

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Coming back home is the toughest thing, whether it’s from a week’s long vacation, the prodigal son, a war vet, nostalgia, coming back to your hometown…or visiting family.  But one thing is for sure…we all have to do it, once in our lives.  Bill, this one’s for you…

And here is the hill…

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Music is not a controversial topic…or is it?  No, it ain’t.

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Spent an evening with some friends and my daughter in Los Angeles.  We were marveled as we visited the Easy Button factory.  It actually works! The Utah Jazz were easily pummelled into submission.

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Located on 381 N Azusa Avenue, West Covina, Ca.  Brazilian bbq…small selection of side dishes but an incredible selection of meats brought to your table, one sliver at a time.  Enjoy!  (Correction…$24.95 a person!)

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Sorry about the bad recording. A new segment with Dennis and Joel.  Just talking about racism and if it has diffused over the years.

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There is a company ready to help you with all your needs…from farming to housework, from clothing to babysitting….Now what’s the problem?

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This is a new segment that I will be doing once in awhile…not a regular one, but when I find something worth talking about, I’ll tell you about it.  Not so much of a comedic effect, but informative and sometimes interesting. Although I believe from now on it will go by another name…It’s obviously about food, cool quick bites, and maybe a little more. CORRECTION: Address is 9202 Las Tunas Dr, Temple City, CA 91780.

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