EL CHICANO

Yes, you read correctly. I am so busy, I didn't have time to write a show or even begin to think of one. So as I was driving, I busted out my iPhone...and here she is...The latest EL CHICANO PODCAST.....

And yes, I KNOW ASIA IS NOT A COUNTRY!!!!

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I used to use this to vent or rant or verbally disembowel anything that annoyed me. But this is getting serious.

Our show will have uniformity. It will begin with an actual monologue/intro of about 30-60 seconds to give you a run down of the segments and/or show content.

It will contain 2-4 topics that will be covered in an ear pleasing 2-4 minutes. I am recruiting 2 Chicanos to place their conduit of thoughts and social awareness straight through the sewer that is the Internet, straight into your iPod through this podcast.

Segments that I plan on keeping are "Just in Case", "That's not Chicano". A new hybrid version of Homie gotta Eat will replace said segment, with a more serious take on a not so serious topic.

Also... What's a Chicano podcast without a news/cityguide for Los Angeles? Hmmmm.

What's wrong with you? If you raised a spineless kid that scratches and tags everything he can possibly destroy... Congratulations. You kept the circle of idiocy going. I'm sure you're proud.

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Just me and you in this one. I'm talking straight to you, my listener.  So lend me an ear. Gimme a minute. OK... eleven. But still...

So this one is about a condition that I've noticed has afflicted so many people around our circle of friends.  Depression.  No, I wasn't on a couch and there's no tears. I just needed to vent before I start this up again.

ENJOY!

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Yup.  Usually I like to put a cryptic title to my episodes.  Not today.  No comedy here.  Jan Brewer ( Janice Kay Brewer ) is going down.  I am Chicano....hear my grito!!!

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Ok.  Morrissey.  What is the fascination with this man?  Well, I'll tell ya, unless you are the first of the gang to die.

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Sorry for the hiatus...but I promise to make the wait worth it.  I'm not a tech guru or even a mediocre one by any stretch...but I still have something to say.  And dagnabit...even if it is done with low tech equipment...I'll get it to you.

This is my new segment...Just in case.  It's about mortality, it's about life, death...oh wait...nooooo....that was that Robert Frost poem.  This is just me talking giberish again.

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Whatta great place to eat! Too bad it's six hours away from me!  But in the search for the next fix...I would do it in a heart beat!  Who's down?  All chubby people...UNITE!  Let's rent a minivan and carpool this thing to No-Cal!

This place is so good...I've yet to have something as original as this...except for the Spanish Kitchen in Los Angeles.  Food and ambience is perfect...VERY CHICANO.  It's not afraid to be Aztlan....and you gotta love that.

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Ok...It's getting silly.  When I first heard a commercial for Kidz Bop...I thought..."Who's the monkey that'd buy that for their kids?"  Well...we are on Kidz Bop...I don't know...25 or so.  Please stop the madness.  And at leat stop singing hip-hop and adult oriented lyrics.  And what else chops my hide?  Just listen.  It's only 5 minutes anyway, you meatball. kidz bop greatest hits 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 new gay stupid retarded redonculous redonkulous silly rediculous minivans minivan mini van weak losers who would buy on earth no class

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Michael Jackson was beyond a pop star.  He was an obsession, an idol, a complete loser in the public court of opinion.  So what...I'm gonna talk about his MUSIC and not much else.  No controversy here, just my top five songs and some other sidebars of hilarity and trivia.  Just get over yourself and listen, ok?

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Has 90's rock surpassed all eras of rock and roll?  Were we treated with the most amazing sounds as Generation X?  Hear my opinion...I'm sure to hear yours....

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I was in a car accident, so forgive my absence.  But I'm back with a vengeance...I'm coming at you like a spider monkey...and I'm ready for my come back tour.  Hear me rant about the magic solution to my new back problem.  I have even found a cure for baldness while getting my back adjusted.

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Oooooohhhhh....beans and cheese melted and smothered over fresh pork.  To us....it's not just a burrito.  And it ain't no pork wrap for sure.  It's lunch.  So get the 480 bus and get off on 1735 Indian Hill Blvd...in Pomona.  Or ride your lowrider bike with the Lasonic Boom Box wrapped on the handle bars with bunji cords....it's time to eat... Plus I rant about what makes a great Mexican Restaurant...and no...it ain't the Aztec Mural or Tijuana pics in the bathroom hallway.

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I'm a big Laker fan...there's no doubt in my mind (right?)  East Los Angeles and Chicanos all around the world are united in our love for Purple and Gold!

But this series has me bugging.  It hurts to see a team with so much talent...such a deep bench, and the Zen master to boot, fail us on so many occasions. Kobe is playing well, but not making or holding his team accountable.  I've made myself, as a fanatic, totally responsible to motivate the lackluster performance of this high caliber team.   So I have written an open letter....and I've done it sing-song.  Are you ready?  No, you're not.

UPDATE: So Lakers win the championship after going on a rampage....AFTER this song came out. Coincidence? Ta loco, coincidence.

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I would like to thank all of you for accepting ever so graciously my dictatorship over the podcast airways, and have allowed me, as Chicano President, leader of the Aztlan World, to share my thoughts this evening.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the State of the Union.... mafia union i hate unions teamsters illegal overpaid pensions put businesses hostage opinion commentary

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Pacoima, a plane crash, a crazy brother, an american girlfriend, and a proud mother.  Del-Fi records, a mexican folksong turned rock and roll....Still don't know who I'm talking about?  Take a long walk on a short pier than, you fascist pig!

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Can a disconnected and displaced people change the world? Can a group of hoodlums create art that would become a phenomenon? Relax, sit back, and enjoy the ride...we are going to take you back to East Los Angeles...1930...Enjoy!

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Coming back home is the toughest thing, whether it's from a week's long vacation, the prodigal son, a war vet, nostalgia, coming back to your hometown...or visiting family.  But one thing is for sure...we all have to do it, once in our lives.  Bill, this one's for you...

And here is the hill...

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Music is not a controversial topic...or is it?  No, it ain't.

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Spent an evening with some friends and my daughter in Los Angeles.  We were marveled as we visited the Easy Button factory.  It actually works! The Utah Jazz were easily pummelled into submission.

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Located on 381 N Azusa Avenue, West Covina, Ca.  Brazilian bbq...small selection of side dishes but an incredible selection of meats brought to your table, one sliver at a time.  Enjoy!  (Correction...$24.95 a person!)

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Sorry about the bad recording. A new segment with Dennis and Joel.  Just talking about racism and if it has diffused over the years.

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There is a company ready to help you with all your needs...from farming to housework, from clothing to babysitting....Now what's the problem?

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This is a new segment that I will be doing once in awhile...not a regular one, but when I find something worth talking about, I'll tell you about it.  Not so much of a comedic effect, but informative and sometimes interesting. Although I believe from now on it will go by another name...It's obviously about food, cool quick bites, and maybe a little more. CORRECTION: Address is 9202 Las Tunas Dr, Temple City, CA 91780.

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An epidemic has risen.  Juarez, Chihuahua has seen it's share of crime lately...kidnappings, rape, murder...but it has not seen the violations of an entire race as what has ocurred since the 80's....

Ok...most of my listeners have already heard this one.  If you are new to this podcast...This is a classic one.  You will never eat a burrito the same....and you may just quit chicken wraps forever.

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Hear me rant about this amazing vehicle.

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Ok fellas, you all know me, I've got a lot to say and I'ma gonna say it loud.  I have a passionate view on different subjects. But as much as I love to write, I'd much rather speak these truths.

Just to give some of you some info on how my brain is wired...

I don't care what most of you think.  I have thought about these values in my life, I have lensed these thoughts through different microscopes, and I have pummeled my way through prejudices and unfruitful badmintoning of ideas, and have come up with my own set of rules.

I know the title of my post makes no sense to any of you.  It's just the beginning of what I've just told you.  But that title is giving you a preview of what my first audio podcast will talk about.  If you own a Ridgeline, have dreamed of owning one, know of someone who is married to one for five years...stay tuned.